Resolutions on the situation in Israel and Palestine for Shimon Peres to consider
As found scribbled in marker on the back of a ripped copy of the Charter of the United Nations
1. Try to lose 5 Kg.
2. Go back to Oslo – I really loved it last time.
3. Make more time to turn that idea for a fantasy story into a novel.
4. Finish extension to the house, consider putting up a new garden shed
5. Moisturise DAILY.
6. Invite my good friend Dick around for a weekend sometime.
7. Read Increase Your Wordpower section of Readers’ Digest regularly, learn synonyms for Occupy, Invasion, Genocide
8. Cut down on saturated fats.
9. Try to get a beach holiday in after Passover, Deir al-Balah is nice in May.
10. Prepare for Yom Kippur.
Tags: Hypocracy, Israel, Middle-East, Palestine, U.N.
