Resolutions to be implemented in Middle East

Resolutions on the situation in Israel and Palestine for Shimon Peres to consider

As found scribbled in marker on the back of a ripped copy of the Charter of the United Nations

1. Try to lose 5 Kg.

2. Go back to Oslo – I really loved it last time.

3. Make more time to turn that idea for a fantasy story into a novel.

4. Finish extension to the house, consider putting up a new garden shed

5. Moisturise DAILY.

6. Invite my good friend Dick around for a weekend sometime.

7. Read Increase Your Wordpower section of Readers’ Digest regularly, learn synonyms for Occupy, Invasion, Genocide

8. Cut down on saturated fats.

9. Try to get a beach holiday in after Passover, Deir al-Balah is nice in May.

10. Prepare for Yom Kippur.

Tags: Hypocracy, Israel, Middle-East, Palestine, U.N.